Life Insurance:التأمين على الحياه A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. حبوب منع الحمل
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Lecture:An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'
Compromise: الحل الوسطThe art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Doctor:A person who kills your ills by pillsأدوية ,
and kills you by bills فواتير.
Office:A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.